essay

essay
1. (essay) (1143↑, 151↓)
useless work used to torture billions of kids in this world

Jimmy had to do his long essay instead of playing outside with his friends.

2. (essay) (545↑, 154↓)
How a moron spells [ese].

An essay is something you write for school, not a Mexican.

3. (essay) (335↑, 60↓)
a waste of time that MLA and APA supporters believe is not colossal enough in its time-wasting ability. used by professors whose sole dream it is to stop students from slacking off for the weekend. goes well with coffee.

I can't believe Mr. Smith just gave us that huge fucking essay\! He's out of his mind. Jimmy, you can't go to the senior prom until you finish writing that essay.

4. (essay) (225↑, 60↓)
1. A composition that is usually a few pages long. 2. Something that evil English teachers assign too many of.

I have to write another English essay today.

5. (essay) (138↑, 34↓)
1. the bane of my existence

The only thing worse than an essay is being mauled by a bear.

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6. (essay) (105↑, 18↓)
An impossibly difficult written task set by extremely evil, cruel, and nasty [teachers] (or teachers' bosses - some teachers don't like essays either\!) to do for [homework],usually due for a week after they are set.

Essays are possibly the worst torture ever due to their immense difficulty to accomplish for a certain young goldfish who may or may not be writing this definition when they are supposed to be doing their Citizenship essay on bullying that is already 15 days overdue\! and I can't do it\! Help me\!\!\!\!\! :-(

Author: Goldfish United\! http://essay.urbanup.com/3754957
7. (essay) (90↑, 8↓)
a long, written, assignment that could have been explained in two or three sentences.

billy said: "instead of writing an essay on the brain i wrote this, 'the brain in the nervous center of the body. without it we would not be able to do things like breathe. it works by sending electric impulses to the muscles in your body...the end'" ((of course he got a F+))

8. (essay) (62↑, 5↓)
what you are probably avoiding doing by being on this website in the first place

essay? nah. ummm, lets seeee... Urban dictionary\!

9. (Essay) (45↑, 3↓)
A ploy conceived by English teachers to show their jaded outlook towards students who are either too stupid to do it anyway, or are smart, but prefer pin-point to the point answering rather than spending five paragraphs trying to convince "X" to do "Y". They usually give people a week or so to do the essay, but it is known fact that nobody does the stupid things until the night before it's due.

Tom - "We're going to see a movie, wanna come along?" Ray - "No, I've still got this clusterfuck of an essay to write." William -"You mean the one where you have to write five pages about what your favorite aspect of Beowulf was and why?" Ray - "Yep. See you guys monday."

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10. (essay) (403↑, 367↓)
a mexican dude

Hey essay, who you tryin to get crazy with? don't you know i'm loco\!\!\!

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11. (essay) (36↑, 4↓)
assigned by teachers as a form of torture viewed as acceptable by society. Complaining to the teacher about the work it entails it wrong, but said teacher is allowed to bitch and moan about grading it as long as he/she pleases.

Yesterday Mrs. Bitchstein assigned us a 5 page essay to do overnight. Today she complained about grading it over the weekend. What a hypocrite.

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12. (Essay) (24↑, 4↓)
An essay is a long-winded response sent via text message. These long responses characteristically come from people who express interest in a text message conversation, although this interest is in some cases overzealous.

When you have to use four messages to fit everything into your text, you are writing an essay.

13. (essay) (10↑, 0↓)
1. What you should probably be working on right now. See also: [homework]

Hmm, what can I possibly do to further my procrastination? I know\! Look up the word "essay" on UD\!

14. (essay) (9↑, 1↓)
Something that my english teacher didn't teach me.

I have to do this tomorrow. I'm totally fucked now. Thanks a lot, Mrs. smoking pot Dunn-Peters for not teaching me about essays.

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15. (essay) (12↑, 5↓)
A person who takes forever in describing something, a story, directions, etc. when it could've been easily understood in two sentences.

Girl: Hey, hows your day been going? Boy: Oh, its been okay. When I woke up, I didn't have any toothpaste so I had to open a new tube and then I realized I didn't like that flavor so I went into my parents room and borrowed theirs and then my dad started yelling at me for making him late and.... Girl: Woah now, take it easy there essay.

16. (Essay) (4↑, 1↓)
An assigment given by Teachers who think that kids don't "have" enough homework. They expect it with "AT LEAST" 8 sources, and "AT LEAST" many MLA Citations. They make it worth like 100 points, make you WRITE it when you HAVE OTHER homework. It can range from a simple topic on Compare & Contrast to a fucking book report when you don't understand the book. And THEY WANT TO CONVICE THE FUCKING READER TO GET INTO THE ESSAY\! not many people read students writing anyway.

Only students with a PhD from Stanford with a 4.0 GPA deserve to do essays. Its not important. Student: OMG\! Mrs. Hillenbig assigned us a God Motherfucking Nigger Essay with AT LEAST 1000 WORDS\! Is she out of her mind? We are only 8th Graders.

17. (Essay) (64↑, 69↓)
A mexican term that means Brother, Homie, Friend.

South park: Cartman: Did you write the essays? Mexican: Si, I wrote my essay back in mexico. Mexican2: And I wrote 2 essays, one wrote back "Hey thanks for writing, essay"

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18. (Essay) (11↑, 21↓)
An 8.5 by 11 inch penis

Teacher: any more questions about the essay? Student: how long does it have to be? Teacher: 11 inches Student: what\!? Teacher: u know, 8.5 by 11 inches Student: oh haha dirty joke in school hahaha orgasm\!

19. (essay) (13↑, 39↓)
The correct way to pronounce the word "Ese" in english.

Hey essay, don't make me have to bitch slap yo' ass for dissin' my holmes.....you know what i mean?

Author: lawnmowersunited http://essay.urbanup.com/2896563
20. (Essay) (12↑, 48↓)
To masterbate, touch or fondle oneself.

I'm going to go write my essay.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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